Animal quackers

The Sunday that has just passed was on a long weekend, so I planned to go to the zoo. Well I woke up feeling sick as a dog. When I went to the kitchen to fetch some water, from the mess I saw, I presumed that there had been some horsing around, and thought "are ewe kitten me right meow?"

I mean, not to flap on, but it's not easy to geckover feeling sick on your day off when there has been some fowl play with your kitchen. I couldn't bear it so I thought "alpaca  my bags and get otter here." 

Well, because it was a public holiday, every man and his dog was in town, it was absolute pandamonium. Considering I still wished I was lion in bed, I was beginning to think it could be impawsable that I could survive the walk through concrete jungle let alone bear the zoo, so sat down and felt a little melon-collie.

Clucky enough, my friend Thomas walked past, he's a quack up, so knew my trip was going to bee better if now wasn't owl by myelf*. 

Thomas though, told me he was in a hawkward situation because he sensed a snake in the grass with his girlfriend going away with her ex for the weekend. "What she could be getting up to is giraffing me crazy!"

I let him parrot on for a bit about how he was eeling, and knew that however slothly I felt that day, compared to his buzzness, was irrelephant.

Then someone chirps:

"Whale, whale, what have we got hare?"

It was Thomas' girlfriend, Molly, and boy she was ready to ruffle his feathers. At this point I knew things were going to get fishy and wished I finished my counselling koalafications.

"Thomas, explain this seal-iness? Who is this mole?"

"Stop being a hyppocrite Molly, don't bring out the claws to my friend, I thought you were on your weekend?"

"No I made that up on pourpoise to make you green eyed"

"Have you no hue-manatee?!" Thomas said

I jumped in and squarked- "sorry, not sure how I goat into your argument, but I have to fly. Er, guys, you have been through too much to become aenomies, I hope you can work it out, you're purrfect for each other."

Somehow, after all that drama, I felt bright eyed and bushy tailed, and had a roaring afternoon!

Jj

*sorry, I know elf isn't technically an animal but I couldn't help myelf.